We’re two friends in our fabulous 40s who have seen it all, dated it all, and survived to tell the tales. Think of us as your tour guides through the unpredictable jungle of modern dating – except our compass is broken, the map is upside down, and we’re still somehow knee-deep in quicksand.

Between the two of us, we’ve swiped left on princes, right on frogs, ghosted ghosts, and had “romantic” afternoons ended with an ambulance drive to the emergencies (literally). The bad dates? Endless. The plot twists? Absurd. The laughs? Always worth it.

We believe that if you can’t find true love, at least find a good story – and we have plenty to share. So grab a glass of wine, settle in, and enjoy the ridiculous rollercoaster that is our dating life. You might not get dating advice that works, but you’ll definitely get a laugh (and maybe feel a little better about your own love life).